Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Celebrity Haiku

Brooke Shields has baby
Same day as Tom and Katie
Very ironic.

Scientology
Coincidence? Or is it
Just a miracle?

Katie’s silent birth
And Brooke’s second child – may bring
Postpartum despair.

Brooke gets medicine
Katie gets none – but Tom Cruise

Will get interviewed.

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