I've named them Bill and Monica. He roosts alone in the backyard and we rarely see her. Plus, there's all those stains on the pool cover. If the squirrel in the attic doesn't die from "Operation Poison Storm," then I'm going to name him Kenneth Starr. Additionally, there is either a skunk or raccoon digging up the back garden that I will be naming Rush Limbaugh.
I'm changing my last name to Doolittle.
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