MASTER!

I am finally a Master of something! I finished my Master's Degree today, finally! It's been a year and a half of complaining, writing, anxiety, Tequila, reading, disagreements, and being chauffered, but I AM DONE! I have a Master's of English degree which means that I'm supposed to stop saying "Y'all" and "Ain't" but I don't see it really happening. I've been in college off and on since 1989 - I should be a doctor by now, but I'll take what I can get!